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What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!

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What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!

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What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.

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How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.

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Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!

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Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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What position do ghosts play on the field? Ghoul-keeper.

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Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.

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What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts!

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When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.

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Why didn't the ghost eat his candy? He didn't have the stomach for it.

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What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

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What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.

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Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.

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