Gimme an "R"
A young boy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home:
''Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.'' A few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously replied,
''Bob gave Diск a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough.''