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Love Jokes

Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I said to my neighbor, "You'd better let your shutters down, because yesterday I saw you making love with your wife."
"Haha, you idiot," he replied. "I wasn't even home yesterday."

Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.

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