Nadat Adam en Eva een paar dagen op aarde waren, zei God tegen Adam: "Het wordt tijd dat Eva en jij aan het proces gaan beginnen, de aarde van meer bewoners te voorzien, dus begin maar eens met...
I begynnelsen skapade Gud Adam. Adam satt och tittade på månen, stjärnorna, himlen, sjöarna, floderna, växterna, djuren och alla andra saker som Gud skapat. Gud kände att Adam behövde lite sällskap...
Depois de uns dias, o Senhor chamou Adão e disse: — É tempo de você e Eva começarem o processo de povoar a Terra. Portanto, quero que você a beije. — Sim, Senhor — concorda Adão — Mas o que é um...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what is a
"Gladly, Lord," replied Adam.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Go down into the valley."
"What's a valley?" asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said, Cross the river."
"What's a river?"
God explained it to him, and then continued, "Go over the hill".
"What's a hill?"
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."
"What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam asked, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him too. He continued, "I want you to reproduce."
"How do I do that?"
"Jeez," God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He
liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the
cave where he found a woman."
A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, "What's a headache?"