Groaner of the week
The couple is in the throes of a divorce settlement. They must decide about custody, visitation and child support for their only son.
He:
“My son belongs with ME! You can have weekend visitation and see him a full month in the summer.”
She:
“The courts almost always side with the mother when it comes to custody. You aren’t a fit parent, you just sit around and play chess all day! Chess! Chess! Chess!”
She:
“And knowing you, you would prefer to live in Georgia rather than Florida. How will you handle that?”
He:
“It’s too early in the divorce proceedings to talk about travel and relocation.”
She:
“You are treating our son like a раwn! Where would you move?”
He:
“Раwn to e4, like I always do.”