H arry walks into work on Monday morning with a huge grin on his face. One of his co-workers says, “Why are you so happy?”
Harry says, “I went to Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a thousand bucks.”
A week later, Harry walks into work on Monday morning and he’s skipping down the hall, high-fiving everyone. One of his co-workers says, “You win at Bingo again?”
Harry says, “No, no, it’s better than that. I bought my first lottery ticket this past weekend and I won ten grand. I’m feeling so dамn lucky that I think I’m going to ask that new Pakistani girl in Accounting out on a date.”
The next Monday morning, Harry is doing cartwheels down the hall. One of the co-workers says, “Did you win another lottery?”
Harry says, “No, no, it’s better than that. You know that Pakistani girl from Accounting I asked out? Well, we had a great time at dinner, so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks, we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know, she’s giving me the best вlоwjов I ever had.”
One of his co-workers says, “Man, are you frigging lucky.”
Harry says, “No, no, it’s better than that. She’s blowing me, I look down, and you know that red dot on her forehead? I scratched it…and I won another ten grand.”
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