Having put in over 300 miles behind the wheel during the first day of the cross country business trip, the weary salesman was prepared to stop at the first motel along the road, when he spotted a sign advertising, “GRANDMA’S WНОRЕНОUSЕ 30 MILES AHEAD.”
His spirits understandably cheered, the salesman drove on to Grandma’s place,where he was greeted by a sweet old lady who silently led him to a plushly decorated waiting room and motioned for him to sit down.
Without uttering a single word, she then left the room and returned momentarily with a picture of a beautiful young girl and a note stating that if he liked what he saw in the photo, the salesman should pay her $50 and use the door at the far end of the room.
The excited traveler quickly handed her the prescribed amount and rushed through the designated doorway, only to find himself standing back outside in the cold night air.
Turning abruptly, he discovered a message painted across the door, which read, ”CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SСRЕWЕD BY GRANDMA.”
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