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Henry took his wife to the...
Henry took his wife to the fair every year, and every time she would say to him you know that id love to go for a ride in that helicopter.
But henry would reply, i know that vicky but that hellicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50.
Finally, they went to the fair and vicky said to henry,henry, you know im 87 years old now, If i dont ride that helicopter this year, i may never get another chance .
Once again henry replied vicky you know that helicopter is $50 and $50 is $50.
This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couples conversation and said listen folks ill make a deal with you.
I’ll take both of you for a ride ,if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say aa word i wont charge you, but if you say just one word, its $50 they agreed and up they went in the helicopter.
The pilot preformed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not aword was said by them both.
The pilot did his death-deffying tricks over and over again but still not a word.
When they finally landed the pilot turned to vicky and said…Wow ive got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream but you didnt, im really impressed.
Vicky replied, well to be hoest i almost said something when henry fell out.
But you know 50 dollars is 50 dollars
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But henry would reply, i know that vicky but that hellicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50.
Finally, they went to the fair and vicky said to henry,henry, you know im 87 years old now, If i dont ride that helicopter this year, i may never get another chance .
Once again henry replied vicky you know that helicopter is $50 and $50 is $50.
This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couples conversation and said listen folks ill make a deal with you.
I’ll take both of you for a ride ,if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say aa word i wont charge you, but if you say just one word, its $50 they agreed and up they went in the helicopter.
The pilot preformed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not aword was said by them both.
The pilot did his death-deffying tricks over and over again but still not a word.
When they finally landed the pilot turned to vicky and said…Wow ive got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream but you didnt, im really impressed.
Vicky replied, well to be hoest i almost said something when henry fell out.
But you know 50 dollars is 50 dollars