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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
[2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
1. Weightlifting commentator:
“This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
Her snатсh this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
2. Dressage commentator:
“This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
Personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
Father.”
4. Boxing Analyst:
“Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”
5. Softball announcer:
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
6. Basketball analyst:
“He dribbles a lot and the
Opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
“Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the соx of the British crew.”
8. Soccer commentator:
“Julian Diскs is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Diскs on the field.”
9. Tennis commentator:
“One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his ваlls and kisses them .
.. .
Oh my God, what have I just said?”
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