Heres a list of puns not all of them are mine 1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. 2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor...

Heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fаn.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

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