Holiday Revelers, just remember: …. ….. 1) Alcohol is not the 5th food group. …. ….. 2) You’re on your own if the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. …. ….. 3) You have a real problem if you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. …. ….. 4) It’s time to quit if the back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. …. ….. 5) You can’t change a chandelier bulb by holding the bulb to the socket and letting the room spin. …. …..
Holiday Revelers, just remember: …. …..
1) Alcohol is not the 5th food group. …. …..
2) You’re on your own if the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. …. …..
3) You have a real problem if you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. …. …..
4) It’s time to quit if the back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. …. …..
5) You can’t change a chandelier bulb by holding the bulb to the socket and letting the room spin. …. …..