How can you tell a lawyer is lying?A: Other lawyers look interested. Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors. Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?A: Now she’s a loan shark. Q: Where do vampires learn to suск blood?A: Law school. Q: How do you define double jeopardy?A: When a lawyer calls in her partner. Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it. Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to мurdеr?A: Getting jail time and getting robbed--hiring an attorney to defend you. Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.
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