How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? It has a stamp on it. Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? Toes go in first. Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to...

How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
It has a stamp on it.
Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
Toes go in first.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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