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How did the mobile phone...
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
Because they always make-up
Via GIPHY
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed
Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
She was a flip-flop
What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A rainbow
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co
What’s a princess’s favorite time?
Knight time.
Why did the Genie get mad?
Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A bun.
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Hip hop.
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
Shop ‘til they hop.
Via GIPHY
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
She nailed it.
What is corn’s favorite music?
Pop.
Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
It’s a weak day.
Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office.
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
Goooooooooooold!
Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
Pennsylvania.
Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
Inside.
Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
He forgot his lawsuit.
Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
He crashed the computer
Via GIPHY
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
An eyeball.
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
Shells.
What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall.
Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
Because he knew he would pass.
Why did the musician throw away her table?
Because it was flat.
Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?
Because he wanted to go into a different field?
What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Why was the princess in the emergency r
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He gave her a ring.
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
Because they always make-up
Via GIPHY
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed
Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
She was a flip-flop
What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A rainbow
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co
What’s a princess’s favorite time?
Knight time.
Why did the Genie get mad?
Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A bun.
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Hip hop.
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
Shop ‘til they hop.
Via GIPHY
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
She nailed it.
What is corn’s favorite music?
Pop.
Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
It’s a weak day.
Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office.
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
Goooooooooooold!
Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
Pennsylvania.
Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
Inside.
Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
He forgot his lawsuit.
Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
He crashed the computer
Via GIPHY
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
An eyeball.
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
Shells.
What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall.
Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
Because he knew he would pass.
Why did the musician throw away her table?
Because it was flat.
Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?
Because he wanted to go into a different field?
What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Why was the princess in the emergency r