How do blonde braincells die? Alone. How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a dоuсhе and shake her upside down. How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! How does a blonde кill a fish? She drowns it. A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
How do blonde braincells die?
Alone.
How do you brainwash a blonde?
Give her a dоuсhе and shake her upside down.
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
How does a blonde кill a fish?
She drowns it.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper