How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good! What is the definition of a shame? A busload of lawyers going off a cliff. What is the definition of a crying shame? An empty seat on the bus. Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
What is the definition of a shame?
A busload of lawyers going off a cliff.
What is the definition of a crying shame?
An empty seat on the bus.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.