How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !"
How many Sun readers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
How many Sun readers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None, but one is enough to sсrеw up the joke.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Duh.... whats a lightbulb???
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.
How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.
How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
There is nothing to change.
How many fatalists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
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