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How many pro-choicers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up.
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile...
How many teenage girls does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
How many accountants does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?
How many accountants does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None--just assume it's changed.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
How many junkies does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
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