How many pro-choicers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up.
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
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How many teenage girls does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
How many accountants does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?
How many accountants does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None--just assume it's changed.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
How many junkies does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Oh wow, is it like dark, man?