Husband finishes reading the book "Be the MAN of your House" and says to his wife: "From now on my word is LAW. You WILL prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sеx I want. You will then bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet & back. Then Tomorrow, Guess who will dress me & comb my hair??" Wife says: "The Funeral Director would be my 1st guess".
Husband finishes reading the book "Be the MAN of your House" and says to his wife:
"From now on my word is LAW. You WILL prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sеx I want. You will then bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet & back. Then Tomorrow, Guess who will dress me & comb my hair??"
Wife says:
"The Funeral Director would be my 1st guess".