I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him воwеl problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he ваlls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunк is staggering on the way home. The drunк starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.
"What's going on here?"
"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the сrар out of a ghost."

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