I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school.
She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

Разказва мъж в селската кръчма, след гостуване на дъщерята в града: Недавно гостил у дочери. Скоро бях на гости на щерката. Когато и поисках вестник, тя ми каза: Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument.... Jag bad min son om att få tidningen. Han sa att jag måste hänga med i utvecklingen och gav mig sin iPad istället. Inte riktigt vad jag hade tänkt mig, men flugan är död nu i alla fall.
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