I called the hospital and pleaded, "Doctor! She's going into labor and her contractions are coming really fast! What should I do!?"<br />"Is this her first child?" he asked.<br />"No, this is her husband!"
I called the hospital and pleaded, "Doctor! She's going into labor and her contractions are coming really fast! What should I do!?"
"Is this her first child?" he asked.
"No, this is her husband!"