I got a bird back to my place last night. She sat down and said, “I take it you маsтurвате a lot.” “I’m so sorry,” I stuttered, loading my arms with DVDs. “I would have hidden my роrn collection if I’d known I had a lady coming over.” “No, it’s not that,” she replied. “I’m stuck to your sofa.”
I got a bird back to my place last night.
She sat down and said, “I take it you маsтurвате a lot.”
“I’m so sorry,” I stuttered, loading my arms with DVDs. “I would have hidden my роrn collection if I’d known I had a lady coming over.”
“No, it’s not that,” she replied. “I’m stuck to your sofa.”