I got chatting to a bird outside Subway. She seemed up for it, so I asked her if she fancied coming back to mine for a shag. “It depends,” she replied. “I don’t do little dicks. Let’s see how big...

I got chatting to a bird outside Subway. She seemed up for it, so I asked her if she fancied coming back to mine for a shаg.
“It depends,” she replied. “I don’t do little diскs. Let’s see how big you are compared to that,” she said, pointing at my 6 inch sub.
I was already hоrny and еrест, so I unwrapped my sandwich, whipped my соск out, and shoved it in.
“There you go,” I said, smugly. “My веll end’s popping out.”
She said, “Yeah, but I meant lengthways.”

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