I got home from the pub at 3am this morning. My wife screamed, “Where the fuск have you been?” I said, “I left the pub at 11pm, but I was so drunк it took me 4 hours to find our house. I’ve been across fields, through bushes and I’ve got some really deep scratches.” She said, “Well that’s sтuрid, why didn’t you just get a cab?” I said, “Because I had the car.”
I got home from the pub at 3am this morning.
My wife screamed, “Where the fuск have you been?”
I said, “I left the pub at 11pm, but I was so drunк it took me 4 hours to find our house. I’ve been across fields, through bushes and I’ve got some really deep scratches.”
She said, “Well that’s sтuрid, why didn’t you just get a cab?”
I said, “Because I had the car.”