“I have some bad news, Mr. Genffery, and some good news,” a doctor says to his patient who’s just had an operation. “Alright, I want the bad one first,” Mr. Genferry gulps bravely. “Mr. Genferry,...

“I have some bad news, Mr. Genffery, and some good news,” a doctor says to his patient who’s just had an operation.
“Alright, I want the bad one first,” Mr. Genferry gulps bravely.
“Mr. Genferry, there were some complications and as a result, we had to amputate your left leg.”
“My… my leg?! Well what’s the good news?”
“Can you see that absolute stunner of a nurse there by the window? She just agreed to be my wife!”

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