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Две жени разговарят: - I have the perfect son. Deutsch Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Син за пример Türkçe Українська O pai bêbado orgulhoso diz para o amigo: — Eu tenho o filho que todo pai quer ter. O amigo desconfiado pergunta: — Hum, vamos testar... Ele fuma? — Não. — Ele bebe? — Não. — Ele chega tarde em casa? — Não. — Poxa, agora eu acredito. Quantos anos ele tem? — Vai completar 6 meses. Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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- I have the perfect son.
- Does he smoke?
- No, he doesn’t.
- Does he drink whiskey?
- No, he doesn’t.
- Does he ever come home late?
- No, he doesn’t.
- I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
- He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Син за пример Две жени разговарят: O pai bêbado orgulhoso diz para o amigo: — Eu tenho o filho que todo pai quer ter. O amigo desconfiado pergunta: — Hum, vamos testar... Ele fuma? — Não. — Ele bebe? — Não. — Ele chega tarde em casa? — Não. — Poxa, agora eu acredito. Quantos anos ele tem? — Vai completar 6 meses.
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