I hired a lawyer who claims to have never lost a case. We lost the case and I said, "Well, there goes your advertising claim." He replied, "I got paid and I call that a win!" "What if I don't pay you?" I asked. "I advise you to pay. I'll take you to court, get a judgement for the money you owe plus expenses. I'd call that a win win!" I said, "Okay then, what do I owe you?" His reply, "$2500 dollars plus $350." "What's the 350 for?" I demanded to know. His answer... "The advice I just gave you."
I hired a lawyer who claims to have never lost a case. We lost the case and I said,
"Well, there goes your advertising claim."
He replied, "I got paid and I call that a win!"
"What if I don't pay you?" I asked.
"I advise you to pay. I'll take you to court, get a judgement for the money you owe plus expenses. I'd call that a win win!"
I said,
"Okay then, what do I owe you?"
His reply, "$2500 dollars plus $350."
"What's the 350 for?" I demanded to know.
His answer... "The advice I just gave you."