“I hope you don’t mind me asking,” said the young American girl to the Scotsman, “but I’ve often wondered what you wear under your kilt.” The Scotsman replied that if she was really curious to...

“I hope you don’t mind me asking,” said the young American girl to the Scotsman, “but I’ve often wondered what you wear under your kilt.”
The Scotsman replied that if she was really curious to know, then she could put her hand up his kilt and find out for herself.
So, a little apprehensively, she did as he suggested and put her hand under his kilt.
“Aaagh, it’s gruesome,” she screamed, quickly removing her hand.
“Aye, it is that, lass,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand up again, you’ll find it’s gruesome more.”

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