I’m continually bewildered by the brainwashing these young jihadists undergo about paradise, then are strapped into a backpack of pipe bombs and TNT, and dropped off at the CrossRoads Mall.
How are you going to ever shаg your 72 virgins when your nuтsаск is a few feet away on the cold tile floor of the mall and your shredded johnson is draped across a sign advertising “30% off all jewelry today only?”