I’m organizing a bird-watching expedition. Do you want to join me? I will be looking for:
An Emerald-Throated Dowager,
The Bleary-Eyed Hangover,
The Gimlet-Eyed Titwatcher,
An Extra Marital Lark,
A Rosy-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.
The Ruffled Spouse
The Hairy-Chested NutScratcher,
The Bluenosed Killjpy
The Pencil-Necked Geek
The Exorbitant Gas Bill
The Round-Heeled Pushover
And the Vested Interest