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I picked up a Jewish girl in a club the other night. When we got outside and she saw my Volkswagen she went off on one, saying “How can you drive a German car? They’re evil people and can never be forgiven for what they did.”
I tried to reason with her and pointed out that the Holocaust happened over 50 years ago and nearly all the Germans responsible for the atrocities are now dead. I also pointed out that despite the current people of Germany not having anything to do with what happened all those years ago, they feel that it was a dark era in their past and are still ashamed of that whole period of their history.
She replied, “It doesn’t matter how long ago it was, they’re all responsible”
So I punched her in the mouth and said, “That’s for Judаs Iscariot, вiтсh!”
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