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I remember once when my dad...
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill.
Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.
When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the сrар out of me.
But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the house door, parked outside the house was a brand new car. We all cried; especially me, because the lettering on the door of the car said, “Central Electric Company” and they were there to cut off the electricity, so my dad beat the сrар out of me again.
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Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.
When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the сrар out of me.
But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the house door, parked outside the house was a brand new car. We all cried; especially me, because the lettering on the door of the car said, “Central Electric Company” and they were there to cut off the electricity, so my dad beat the сrар out of me again.