I said to my two-year-old son, “Now, what noise does a cat make?” “Miaow!” “Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?” “Woof woof!” “That’s right! Now tell me what noise a соw makes?” “David, if you even think about going out to that fсuкing pub with your fсuкing mates again, then you can вlооdy forget about ever being let back in this fсuкing house!” That’s my boy!!!!
I said to my two-year-old son, “Now, what noise does a cat make?”
“Miaow!”
“Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?”
“Woof woof!”
“That’s right! Now tell me what noise a соw makes?”
“David, if you even think about going out to that fсuкing pub with your fсuкing mates again, then you can вlооdy forget about ever being let back in this fсuкing house!”
That’s my boy!!!!