I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.” “What is it?” she asked. “I took $50 out of your purse last night.” “Jesus Dave,” she said, “You nearly gave me a heart attack, I...

I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
“What is it?” she asked.
“I took $50 out of your purse last night.”
“Jesus Dave,” she said, “You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you were going to tell me that you’ve slept with another woman.”
“It was for a рrоsтiтuте.”

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