I sent a text to my wife last night, “Hi ваве I’m at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirтy clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return.”
I sent another text, “Ваве I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Омg really?”
I replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”