I told my granny I had my feet amputated, so she wouldn’t buy me socks for my birthday. But when she arrived at my house with six pairs. “Granny, what the fuck is this?” I yelled. “I told you I had...

I told my granny I had my feet amputated, so she wouldn’t buy me socks for my birthday. But when she arrived at my house with six pairs. “Granny, what the fuск is this?” I yelled. “I told you I had no feet?” She replied, “Well, you still have a соск, don’t you?

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