I took this girl back to my place last night. After 30 seconds, I rolled off and said, “Right, get yourself dressed and fuck off.” “Excuse me?” She gasped, staring at me in shock. “You heard.” I...

I took this girl back to my place last night.
After 30 seconds, I rolled off and said, “Right, get yourself dressed and fuск off.”
“Excuse me?” She gasped, staring at me in shock.
“You heard.” I said. “And if you hurry up, I’ll drive you home.”
“Please tell me that you’re joking?” She replied.
“Of course I’m joking.” I told her. “I haven’t even got a car, you’ll have to walk.”

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