I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
Allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
Would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
Pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
Doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said,
"You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
Couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "... And
Where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said,
"I'm going home too, I can't
Work in the dark