I’ve got a story to tell, sad but true
a whоrе I once knew.
Big Аss Lill, the village queen,
roughest whоrе I’d ever seen.
Now some whоrеs fсuк in the midnight breeze,
others fсuк with galiant ease.
Big Аss Lill, she fcuks for keeps,
pileing her victims up in heaps.
Way up north where the twin pines meet
there lived a half-breed named Yucon Pete.
There was something special about ‘Ol Pete,
he had 15 pounds of swinging meat.
When he lay upon the bar,
the whоrеs would gather from near and far.
When he cought wind of Big Аss Lill
he packed his rubbers and headed over the hill.
The scene was to take place on top of a hill
in an outhouse owned by Big Аss Lill.
They fcuked and they fcuked, they fcuked for hours,
man they tore up trees, shrubs and flowers.
Finally old Lill gave a whоrе house squeeze
and brought that half-breed to his knees.
Pete anwsered with a half-breed grunt,
broke her аss and split her c*nt.
Her раnтiеs now hang from the bar room wall
in honor of her galiant fall.
I’m going on home now said Yucon Pete
I’m going on home to beat my meat.