I walk into a hardware store… …

Me:
“Any two-watt bulbs?” … …

Clerk:
“For what?” …

Me:
“That’ll do. I’ll take two.” …

Clerk:
“Two what?” …
….
Me:
“I thought you didn’t have any. ” …

Clerk:
“Any what?” …

Me:
“Yes please.” …

Me: (sigh) “Never mind, just give me four candles.”