I walk into a hardware store… … … Me: “Any two-watt bulbs?” … … … Clerk: “For what?” … … Me: “That’ll do. I’ll take two.” … … Clerk: “Two what?” … …. Me: “I thought you didn’t have any. ” … … Clerk: “Any what?” … … Me: “Yes please.” … … Me: (sigh) “Never mind, just give me four candles.”
I walk into a hardware store… …
…
Me:
“Any two-watt bulbs?” … …
…
Clerk:
“For what?” …
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Me:
“That’ll do. I’ll take two.” …
…
Clerk:
“Two what?” …
….
Me:
“I thought you didn’t have any. ” …
…
Clerk:
“Any what?” …
…
Me:
“Yes please.” …
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Me: (sigh) “Never mind, just give me four candles.”