I was at the supermarket and I was at the check-out
Checkout: "£2.04p please"
Me: "Sorry this is all I've got", as I handed them a £20 note.
Checkout: "Haven't you got anything smaller, 'because it will take all my change, and I don't wanna count out £17.96", as they replied pulling a grumpy face.
Me: "I'll pay by card, shall I pay by card" ?
Checkout: "Don't do me no favours" they snapped.
(I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.)
Checkout: "Cash back", they asked very sarcastically.
I couldn't stop myself... Me: "Oh yes, £17.96 please"