I was eating my Chinese last night and it made me think!
There’s thousands of Chinese restaurants and take-a-ways all over this country,
Which means there are loads of Chinese people!
But how many Chinese funerals have you seen?
I’ve never seen one! So what are they doing with them?
Then looking at my sweet and sour chicken ваlls,
I’m thinking, chickens don’t have ваlls that big!