I was in a restaurant with my girlfriend when, all of a sudden, I got down on one knee.<br />“Oh Kevin,” she cried. “I can’t believe this is happening!”<br />“Shut the fuск up,” I said, peering over the table. “My wife’s just walked in.”
I was in a restaurant with my girlfriend when, all of a sudden, I got down on one knee.
“Oh Kevin,” she cried. “I can’t believe this is happening!”
“Shut the fuск up,” I said, peering over the table. “My wife’s just walked in.”