I was in the park with my dog and I said to this bloke, “Which way did you vote?”
I voted to leave, ” he replied. With that my dog bit him.
I carried on and I saw a woman, “Which way did you vote? ” I asked. ”
“I voted to leave, ” she said. My dog bit her as well.
As I carried on I met another man, Which way did you vote?” I asked.
“I voted to remain, ” he said. With that my dog bit him.
My dog doesn’t give a fuск about politics.