I was kissing a bird on my sofa last night.<br />As she reached down and unzipped my jeans I said, “I’d stand back for this if I was you.”<br />“Ooh, I’m in for a night of pleasure,” she smiled. “Big, is it?”<br />“No,” I replied. “I’m about to сuм.”
I was kissing a bird on my sofa last night.
As she reached down and unzipped my jeans I said, “I’d stand back for this if I was you.”
“Ooh, I’m in for a night of pleasure,” she smiled. “Big, is it?”
“No,” I replied. “I’m about to сuм.”