I was on an online dating website yesterday. “Which do you prefer, McDonald’s or Burger King?” I asked her. “And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not…” “Ohhhh I’m nervous now” she giggled “But for me, it’s Burger King”. “See ya later” I replied. “The correct answer would’ve been neither, Fatty”.
I was on an online dating website yesterday.
“Which do you prefer, McDonald’s or Burger King?” I asked her. “And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not…”
“Ohhhh I’m nervous now” she giggled “But for me, it’s Burger King”.
“See ya later” I replied. “The correct answer would’ve been neither, Fatty”.