I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, “You’re kind of cute you gotta phone number?” I said, “Yea you gotta...

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FАТ ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my аss and said, “You’re kind of cute you gotta phone number?” I said, “Yea you gotta pen?” She said “Yea”, I got a pen”. I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you”.

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