I was unbelievably excited when I took delivery of our 62inch, 3D Smart tv, and as I hugged and drooled over it on its stand, the wife let out a derisory huff..
“Look at the state of you, you’re pathetic.” She snarled. “Fawning over a tv, why can’t you manage that sort of affection for me?”
“Because I can get my fuскing arms around the telly.”