I went to an ‘Inter-Religion Integration Seminar’
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: By the will of Jesus Сhrisт, you will walk today!
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: by the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!”
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said: Insha Allah, you will walk today!
I snapped at him: There is nothing wrong with me.
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.